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"Only had one beer, Occifer"
A Polish great-grandmother is facing three years in jail for riding her bicycle drunk.
Keystyna Patycka of Kopacz was stopped by police for weaving from one side of the road to the other on her way to local shops, theRomanian Times reports.
The 75-year-old was immediately banned from riding her bike by officers after ignoring a series of private cautions. She now faces drinking and driving charges which could land her in jail for three years if found guilty.
Patycka said all she had to drink was “one bottle of beer …”