Pumpkin Pies and A Man's Sex Drive

I asked my wife, "Why haven't we had any pumpkin pie lately. You know it's my favourite."

She said, "There was a shortage of pumpkins this year. "

I accepted that excuse until I read the new research by Dr. Alan Hirsch, Director of Chicago's Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Center.

In a study of men ages 18 to 64, 40 aromas were tested to determine which arouses men the most. The smell of pumpkin pie topped ladies' fragrances.

"The number one odor that enhanced penile blood flow was a combination of lavender and pumpkin pie," said Hirsch.

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED... Golden Years Humor Bookmark and Share



Maxine and Her iPod Fail

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas…
The music was really,really loud,
so I timed my gas with the beat of the music…
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that
everybody was staring at me…
Then I suddenly remembered
that I was listening to my iPod.

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Maxine, Winter and Memory Loss

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