When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
"May I see the new baby?" I asked
"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"
"When he cries!" she told me.
"When he cries?" I asked puzzled. "Why do I have to wait until he cries?"
"Because I forgot where I put him ok?!?"
Golden Years Humor