Maxine and Her iPod Fail

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas…

The music was really,really loud,
so I timed my gas with the beat of the music…

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that
everybody was staring at me…

Then I suddenly remembered
that I was listening to my iPod.

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