One reason it's good to be really OLD!
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, showed up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde. She knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club were all aghast. At the very first chance, they cornered him and asked, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"Bob replied, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continued to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age", Bob replied."What, did you tell her - that you were only 50?" Bob smiled and said, "No, I told her I was 90."
Posted by JC at 7:05 AM