Sex for Nearly 100 Year Olds

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather
Had just passed away, Katie went
Straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
Grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
Grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making
Love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
Advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
Church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and
slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on
The Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if

The ice cream truck hadn't come along."

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