Traveled a Long Way

Some people  try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Golden Years Humor and Jokes About Seniors

  

AGING

Eventually you will reach a point  when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say

"you don't look that old."

Golden Years Humor and Jokes About Seniors  

The Doctor's Father

An older gentleman was  on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."

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The Older Crowd

A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know,  "that the medication you prescribed has to be takenfor the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

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Easter for Seniors

Alzheimer’s Advantage:

 You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Golden Years Humor