Knitting While Driving


A patrol officer noticed a speeding, red convertible on the road. He pulled up to the car and noticed that there was a elderly lady using her knees to hold the steering wheel while she was driving.  He saw she had two metal objects in her hands.
Quickly, he turned on his siren. He saw what she was doing with her hands: knitting.
“Pull over!” he announced on the loud speaker.
“No!” she screamed. “It’s a scarf!”

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