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Observations on Growing Older -Funny one Liners about getting Old

Observations on Growing Older

  • Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them ...but your grandchildren are perfect!
  • Going out is good. Coming home is better!
  • When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!"
  • When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything .... movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.
  • You forget names ... but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!
  • The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
  • You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... especially golf. ~Your husband is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.
  • The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.
  • Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep".
  • Remember when your mother said "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!
  • You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married ... Now, "I hope they STAY married!"
  • You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..
  • When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem .... were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.
  • You use more 4 letter words .... "what?"..."when?" ???
  • Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
  • Your husband has a night out with the guys but he's home by 9:00 P.M. ...next week it will be 8:30 P.M.
  • You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.
  • Now that your husband has retired .... you'd give anything if he'd find a job!
  • You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never











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