Middle Age

Golden Years Humor

CAR KEYS AND THE GOLDEN YEARS

Enjoyed this cute story about getting old!

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal pat down. I was looking for my keys.



They were not in my pockets.  A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.


My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.



Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered;(I always call him "honey" in times like these.)



"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kiddin' me", he barked, "I  dropped you off"!!!!!!!



Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."



  Yep it's the golden years... 

Golden years!!!

Golden Years Humor

Senior Exercise

"An elderly lady was telling her friend that she had recently joined an aerobics class for seniors at the local fitness [center]. 'How did it go?' asked the friend.

'Well, I bent, I twisted, I turned, I jumped up and down, and I perspired for half an hour, but by the time I'd finally got my leotard on, the class had ended.'"

Golden Years Humor
 

Wrinkles

"Two women friends met up for coffee one morning. One said: 'Be honest: Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?' 

'I can't tell,' said the other. 'There are too many wrinkles.'"


Golden Years Humor