Thursday

Traveled a Long Way



Some people 
try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know why

I look this way.
I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.

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AGING



Eventually you will reach a point 

when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love
to hear them say

 "you don't look that old."


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The Doctor's Father


An older gentleman was 
on the operating table
awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son;
do your best,
and just remember,
if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."


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The Older Crowd



A distraught senior citizen
Phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, 

"that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'."


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Tuesday

Easter for Seniors


Alzheimer’s Advantage:

 You can hide your own Easter eggs.



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