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Thursday
The Doctor's Father
An older gentleman was
on the operating table
awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son;
do your best,
and just remember,
if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."
Golden Years Humor and Jokes About Seniors
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The Older Crowd
A distraught senior citizenPhoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication
you prescribed has to be takenfor the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'."
Golden Years Humor & Jokes About Seniors
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