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Tuesday
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!
The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!
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Golden Years Humor
Saturday
I'm 90 Years Old and I Made Love to Two Beautiful 24 Year olds!
An old man enters a confessional and proudly exclaims, "Father, I have to tell you what happened to me last night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two beautiful 24-year-old women for eight hours!"
The stern priest replies, "That is a sin. I will have to give you a penance."
"Father, you can't give me a penance."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm Jewish."
The perplexed Father asks, "Then why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everyone!"The stern priest replies, "That is a sin. I will have to give you a penance."
"Father, you can't give me a penance."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm Jewish."
The perplexed Father asks, "Then why are you telling me?"
Golden Years Humor
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