Showing posts with label getting old funny picture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label getting old funny picture. Show all posts

Saturday

Senior Exercise


"An elderly lady was telling her friend that she had recently joined an aerobics class for seniors at the local fitness [center]. 'How did it go?' asked the friend.

'Well, I bent, I twisted, I turned, I jumped up and down, and I perspired for half an hour, but by the time I'd finally got my leotard on, the class had ended.'"



Golden Years Humor
  Bookmark and Share

Roses and Aging


"Two elderly women were in a beauty [parlor] getting their hair done when in walked a 21-year-old girl with a low-cut blouse that revealed the tattoo of a rose on one breast. One woman leaned over to the other and whispered: 'Poor thing. She doesn't know it, but in 50 years she'll have a long-stemmed rose in a hanging basket!'"


Golden Years Humor Bookmark and Share