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Longevity Advice to heed

Longevity Advice to heed… 


107 Yrs. old


Longevity Advice to heed

“For better digestion, I drink beer. 
In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. 
In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.  
And when I have a cold, I drink schnapps.”

“When do you drink water?”

“I’ve never been that sick.”

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