Halloween Rules for Seniors
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
8. You ask for soft high fibre candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say...'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.
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And you're not wearing a mask.
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- Halloween Rules for Seniors
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night,
4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that
doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.
- Halloween Rules for Seniors
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighbourhood with a walker.
- Halloween Rules for Seniors
And the number one reason Seniors should not
go
Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway...
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