$2.99 Special

2.99 SPECIAL   I love it.................................        If you are a senior you will

understand this one , if you

deal with seniors , this should

help you understand them a

little better , and if you are not

a senior yet........God willing,

someday you will be......   The  2.99 Special     We went to breakfast at a

restaurant where the 'seniors' special'

was two eggs , bacon,

hash browns and toast for $2.99.   'Sounds good , ' my wife said.

'But I don't want the eggs.'   'Then , I'll have to charge you $3.49

because you're ordering a la carte ,

the waitress warned her.    'You mean I'd have to pay for

not taking the eggs?' my

wife asked incredulously.     'YES!' stated the waitress.   'I'll take the special then ,

' my wife said..   'How do you want your eggs?'

the waitress asked.   'Raw and in the shell ,

' my wife replied.   She took the two eggs

home and baked a cake.           DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! WE'VE been  around

the block more than once!                                                                    Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!     Even non-seniors will appreciate it!

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