BEAUTIFUL HAPPY NEW YEAR PICTURE ~ NASA
Golden Years Humor
Saturday
HAPPY BLOODY MARY DAY
JANUARY 1 IS NATIONAL HAPPY BLOODY MARY DAY ~ What a great idea!
Wednesday
A Short Neurological Test
1- Find the C below..
Please do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel
your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far
from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.
Congratulations!
eonvrye that can raed this rsaie your hnad.
If you can read the following paragraph, you are just awsome.
Only great minds can read this
This is weird, but interesting!
If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too
Can you raed this? Olny 45 plepoe out of 100 can.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the
olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a
pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this sarhe it.
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Golden Years Humor
Tuesday
Wednesday
Christmas Poem Funny Stocking Stuffer
Oh greed is the curse of many a maid
Munching mince pies, quaffing sweet lemonade
With never a thought about midriff bulge
She procedes without caution to over indulge
And then when the scale shows a figure quite shocking
She opens the diet book
That was stuffed in her stocking.
author unknown
Golden Years Humor
Thursday
Babies at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
"May I see the new baby?" I asked
"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"
"When he cries!" she told me.
"When he cries?" I asked puzzled. "Why do I have to wait until he cries?"
"Because I forgot where I put him ok?!?"
Golden Years Humor
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
"May I see the new baby?" I asked
"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"
"When he cries!" she told me.
"When he cries?" I asked puzzled. "Why do I have to wait until he cries?"
"Because I forgot where I put him ok?!?"
Golden Years Humor
Saturday
$2.99 Special
I love it.................................
If you are a senior you will
The 2.99 Special
We went to breakfast at a
'Sounds good , ' my wife said.
'Then , I'll have to charge you $3.49
'You mean I'd have to pay for
'YES!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then ,
'How do you want your eggs?'
'Raw and in the shell ,
She took the two eggs
Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!
Even non-seniors will appreciate it!
Golden Years Humor
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