Embracing the Hi Tech Revolution

I decided that, after incredible pressure 

from the children and grandchildren,

Grandma and I

should embrace the Hi tech revolution.

I'll ask the kids for a new

Apple iCar for Father’s Day…

And I told them that I was sure that Grandma would be delighted to get

( instead of a new vacuum cleaner )

the following new Apple product for Mother’s Day

The iRon

and that’s when the fight started...

Golden Years Humor

Punctuation Is Important

Are students taught grammar?

 Is texting the ruination of mankind?

The Modern Classroom

Golden Years Humor

TRUE LOVE For Valentine's Day

Great message and picture about true love!

Just in time for Valentine's Day 

but relevant for every day!

Golden Years Humor

lying all these years joke

The Toy…

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.  Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. 

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.  She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.  So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. 

She looked down…  and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device…  a vibrator!   Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.  She went completely ballistic. 

“You impotent jerk,” She screamed at him, “How could you be lying to me all of these years?  You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: “I'll explain the toy… you explain the kids.”

Golden Years Humor