Senior Exercise

"An elderly lady was telling her friend that she had recently joined an aerobics class for seniors at the local fitness [center]. 'How did it go?' asked the friend.

'Well, I bent, I twisted, I turned, I jumped up and down, and I perspired for half an hour, but by the time I'd finally got my leotard on, the class had ended.'"

Golden Years Humor
 

Guinness and Sex

"Two elderly men walked into a bar. 'Why don't we have a Guinness?' suggested one. 'It's supposed to put lead in your pencil.' 

'I guess we could try,' said the other. 'Although, to be honest, I've got nobody to write to.'"

Golden Years Humor