New Use for iPad

New Technology

I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night when I asked if I could
borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century, old man,' she said. 'We don't waste money on
newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.'

Well I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it.

Golden Years Humor

Old People are Funny

Golden Years Humor

Seniors and Pole Dancing

Golden Years Humor

Senior Citizen Super heroes

Golden Years Humor

Senior Exercise

"An elderly lady was telling her friend that she had recently joined an aerobics class for seniors at the local fitness [center]. 'How did it go?' asked the friend.

'Well, I bent, I twisted, I turned, I jumped up and down, and I perspired for half an hour, but by the time I'd finally got my leotard on, the class had ended.'"

Golden Years Humor
 

Wrinkles

"Two women friends met up for coffee one morning. One said: 'Be honest: Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?' 

'I can't tell,' said the other. 'There are too many wrinkles.'"


Golden Years Humor

Roses and Aging

"Two elderly women were in a beauty [parlor] getting their hair done when in walked a 21-year-old girl with a low-cut blouse that revealed the tattoo of a rose on one breast. One woman leaned over to the other and whispered: 'Poor thing. She doesn't know it, but in 50 years she'll have a long-stemmed rose in a hanging basket!'"

Golden Years Humor