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Halloween Rules for Seniors

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Halloween Rules for Seniors 


You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

Halloween Rules for Seniors
Halloween Rules for Seniors


You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
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9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
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8. You ask for soft high fibre candy only.
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7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.

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6. People say...'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' 
And you're not wearing a mask.

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Halloween Rules for Seniors

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
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3. You have to carefully choose a costume that
doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

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2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighbourhood with a walker.
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Halloween Rules for Seniors
And the number one reason Seniors should not
go
Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway...

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